Post by undecided on Oct 31, 2007 17:32:05 GMT -5
15 ways to annoy your parents!
1. Run in to walls.
2. Run into their room at 4 in the morning and yell "MORNING SUNSHINE!"
3. Moo every time they call or say your name.
4. Yell out in the street "NO MOM/DAD I WON'T KISS YOU!"
5. Pretend you have amnesia.
6. Talk to a toaster.
7. Pretend your a telephone.
8. Hold their hand and whisper "I see dead people."
9. Wear a stricker on your forehead that says "I'M A WAFFLE!"
10. When your in the bath yell "I'M DROWNING!"
11. Pretend to have 20 imaginary friends you talk to ALL the time.
12. Tap on their bedroom door at night.
13. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
14. Laugh at every thing they say.
15. Every time they say the word 'stupid', quack and break out dancing.
15 things to do in Walmart!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when the aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares" ....and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loud humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department , practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There's is no toilet paper in here!"
15 things to do in an Evevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut UP!
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Noogie patol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One wrod: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the go 'plink' at the bottom.
1. Run in to walls.
2. Run into their room at 4 in the morning and yell "MORNING SUNSHINE!"
3. Moo every time they call or say your name.
4. Yell out in the street "NO MOM/DAD I WON'T KISS YOU!"
5. Pretend you have amnesia.
6. Talk to a toaster.
7. Pretend your a telephone.
8. Hold their hand and whisper "I see dead people."
9. Wear a stricker on your forehead that says "I'M A WAFFLE!"
10. When your in the bath yell "I'M DROWNING!"
11. Pretend to have 20 imaginary friends you talk to ALL the time.
12. Tap on their bedroom door at night.
13. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
14. Laugh at every thing they say.
15. Every time they say the word 'stupid', quack and break out dancing.
15 things to do in Walmart!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when the aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares" ....and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loud humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department , practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There's is no toilet paper in here!"
15 things to do in an Evevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut UP!
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Noogie patol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One wrod: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the go 'plink' at the bottom.